1 Day - Morrison's snack sized pork pies

We are in well-travelled territory for me today mateys

In the dog eat dog world of the mini snack POI there's a important set of boxes for the very best POI to tick to get my hard earned, oh yes:

ONE - Get-at-ability - no time wasting packaging
TWO - can I get my gob round it?
THREE - is it jam PACKED with taste and goodness
FOUR- no GREASY residues, I have enough explaining to do to the Missus when I've been to the chippy!

So I was as pleased as PUNCH when I was handed a brown paper bag with five gorgeous MORRISON'S pork pies in it. 

Getatability rating: Best In Show. 

Label off and we're in there quicker than gettin' in Pam's pants on a Saturday night.

They are a nice handy size.................Never a problem with one...........two is more than a mouthful.


LOOK AT THIS matey:-

These pies are just FULL OF IT, packed with meat til they bustin. 

No jelly, wasteful fresh air or telltale shrinkage - ya just couldn't cram any more meat in!!! 

How do they do it for the price. 

I'm well impressed mates and I'm a man who's fucking hard to impress POI-wise 

I can tell you!



Not only that this saltly savoury mix of pigs parts and stuff, is a dream on the tongue, it won't dent the wallet either at £1.49 for five yes five.....yes I said.........five   

Awesome value!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND play mates there's no sticky residue - I know how you ladies hate that ;-)

So straight out the brown paper bag these little beauties are cuter and sweeter than Kylie's a                                  redacted for legal reasons